[Owasp-leaders] fork: ASS cert

Josh Sokol josh.sokol at owasp.org
Mon Aug 11 03:53:06 UTC 2014


I heard it was a four-ASSed monkey:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEAJ741bxnY

~josh


On Sat, Aug 9, 2014 at 2:39 AM, Eoin Keary <eoin.keary at owasp.org> wrote:

> On the island of Dr Moreau, there is a monkey with two ASSes.
> ...or so I've heard.
>
>
>
> Eoin Keary
> Owasp Global Board
> +353 87 977 2988
>
>
> On 9 Aug 2014, at 03:28, "Kevin W. Wall" <kevin.w.wall at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> The issue is not whether or not we are asses, but
> rather of which variety. There are two kinds.
> A smart ass and a dumb ass. I figure the former
> is better than the latter.
>
> -kevin
>
>
> On Fri, Aug 8, 2014 at 5:59 AM, Eoin Keary <eoin.keary at owasp.org> wrote:
>
>> Yes. I've been an ASS for many years.
>> My wife tells me it every day..
>>
>> Eoin Keary
>> Owasp Global Board
>> +353 87 977 2988
>>
>>
>> On 6 Aug 2014, at 22:31, "Timur 'x' Khrotko (owasp)" <timur at owasp.org>
>> wrote:
>>
>> (trying to fork it into a separate thread:))
>> http://www.cafepress.com/asscert
>>
>> On Wed, Aug 6, 2014 at 11:06 PM, Achim <achim at owasp.org> wrote:
>>
>>> Am 06.08.2014 21:22, schrieb Jim Manico:
>>> > I do not doubt that you are a highly experienced ASS, but yes, the
>>> > cert is indeed a hoax. ;) Next time I'm in Germany I'll buy everyone
>>> > some beer.
>>> >
>>> > Aloha,
>>>
>>> Jim, we believe in your statement.
>>> So my ASS cert is the only one of vital value, that's great.
>>>
>>> *SCNR*
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>>
>>
>>> I do not doubt that you are a highly experienced ASS, but yes, the
>>> cert is indeed a hoax. ;) Next time I'm in Germany I'll buy everyone
>>> some beer.
>>> Aloha,
>>>
>>> -
>>> Jim Manico
>>> @Manicode
>>> (808) 652-3805
>>
>>
>> On Aug 6, 2014, at 11:47 AM, Tobias Glemser <tglemser at secuvera.de> wrote:
>>
>> >> PS: That's the ASS-Cert and it was a hoax. :)
>> > Sir! You're saying the "certified ASS" I've got proudly printed on my
>> > business cards is a fake :-0? Can't be real.. :)
>> >
>> > I guess the next beer is on you my Hawaiian friend.
>> >
>> > Tobias
>> >
>> >> -----Ursprüngliche Nachricht-----
>> >> Von: Jim Manico [mailto:jim.manico at owasp.org]
>> >> Gesendet: Mittwoch, 6. August 2014 18:26
>> >> An: Tobias Glemser
>> >> Cc: owasp-leaders at lists.owasp.org
>> >> Betreff: Re: [Owasp-leaders] professionalizing the cybersecurity
>> workforce
>> >> //
>> >> OWASP certification [ Z1 UNGESICHERT ]
>> >>
>> >>> Always keep in mind: In 2012 we already had a "Certified Application
>> >>> Security Specialist" promoted at AppSecDC
>> >>
>> >> PS: That's the ASS-Cert and it was a hoax. :)
>> >>
>> >> Aloha,
>> >> --
>> >> Jim Manico
>> >> @Manicode
>> >> (808) 652-3805
>> >>
>> >>>> On Aug 6, 2014, at 8:33 AM, Tobias Glemser <tobias.glemser at owasp.org
>> >
>> >>> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> Hi there,
>> >>>
>> >>> I fully understand the "why is there no OWASP Sticker, pardon me,
>> >>> OWASP Certificate"-question arises year after year. But to quote Jim
>> >>>
>> >>>> 1) Votes among our community have always said "no" to certification
>> >>> As a community driven organization _this_ is the most relevant thing
>> to
>> >>> keep
>> >> in mind in any discussion. If the participants think we should re-think
>> >> the topic,
>> >> because things change over time: Keep on going.
>> >>>
>> >>> Always keep in mind: In 2012 we already had a "Certified Application
>> >>> Security Specialist" promoted at AppSecDC See
>> >>> http://lists.owasp.org/pipermail/owasp-leaders/2012-April/007071.html
>> >>>
>> >>> Tobias
>> >>>
>> >>>> -----Ursprüngliche Nachricht-----
>> >>>> Von: owasp-leaders-bounces at lists.owasp.org [mailto:owasp-leaders-
>> >>>> bounces at lists.owasp.org] Im Auftrag von Gary Robinson
>> >>>> Gesendet: Mittwoch, 6. August 2014 17:17
>> >>>> An: Andrew Muller
>> >>>> Cc: owasp-leaders at lists.owasp.org; conklinl at hotmail.com; Timur 'x'
>> >>>> Khrotko
>> >>>> (owasp)
>> >>>> Betreff: Re: [Owasp-leaders] professionalizing the cybersecurity
>> >>>> workforce // OWASP certification [ Z1 UNGESICHERT ]
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Hi,
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Good point on ISO 27034, and I see we have a project 'OWASP ISO IEC
>> >>>> 27034 Application Security Controls' (hadn't seen before).  Would be
>> >>>> good to see this catch on.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Gary
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Gary D. Robinson, CISSP
>>
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